“With an earful of foam, rush hours become office hours, but quieter still”

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To use Mack’s Soft Foam Earplugs, you roll them like boogers between your thumb and forefinger and stuff them in your ears. As the foam expands, creating a seal between your brain and the world, you’ll experience the sensation of falling into a dreamland, where everything is the same as before except thrillingly dampened. Stock up on reading material and philosophical concerns, for the world is your sanctuary now. Con­sider the fleetingness of existence while you treat Times Square like your living room. Unpack Judith Butler in a crowded bar. With an earful of foam, rush hours become office hours, but quieter still.

Jamie Lauren Keiles, “Mack’s Earplugs”, The New York Times Magazine (18 October 2015), 26-27.

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